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“An AI marketplace for fractional pet wellness founders.”
Diagnosis
You put four investor buzzwords in a trench coat and called it a company.
Startup roasts. No mercy.
Ego hurts.Shares heal.
Drop your startup pitch in one sentence. Get a brutally honest roast card worth sharing before your co-founder can talk you out of it.
3 free roasts · no card required · ego not protected
BrutalPitch / Roast Card Live verdict
Pitch received
“LinkedIn, but for people who hate LinkedIn.”
BrutalPitch says
Congratulations. You invented LinkedIn with worse vibes.
Severity: Brutal
Shareable evidence01 / 01
1 sentence
No deck required. If it needs 40 slides, that is evidence.
0 fake praise
No ‘revolutionary’ unless the joke absolutely demands it.
100% shareable
A social-ready card for the ideas you should probably delete.
The roast protocol
Fire. Truth. Brutal.
Fast enough for launch day. Sharp enough to expose the sentence you have been overthinking for six months.
01
State your case.
One sentence. No deck, no long-winded founder origin story.
02
Meet the truth.
We find the fuzzy claim, tired trope, or accidental comedy in your pitch.
03
Share the damage.
Get a punchy card built for screenshots, posts, and team chat evidence.
Pricing
Pay less than your pitch coach.
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Cold Open
$0/ month
- 3 pitch roasts each month
- Standard share cards
- Download-ready results
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Founder Mode
$12/ month
- 50 pitch roasts each month
- Multiple roast intensities
- Premium card styles
- No BrutalPitch watermark
Questions
Before public humiliation?
Final notice
One sentence. One verdict.
Your idea is ready. Is your ego?
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